Archive for the ‘Invasion!’ Category

Breaking News in the Hunt for Abulkasem!

September 24th, 2012 | Blog, Invasion! | CF Monkey | No Comments

This man is wanted for escaping from a detention center in Modesto, CA.  He speaks in a complex code (which has not yet been broken by our intelligence), repeating the name “Abulkasem” and peppering his broken English and fluent Arabic with 1970′s disco music lyrics.  He has been known to say he hates America, and is rumored [...]

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The Hunt for Abulkasem returns to San Francisco

September 19th, 2012 | Blog, Invasion! | CF Monkey | No Comments

In at least one documented instance, a man in San Francisco has begun to introduce himself as Abulkasem.  He was recently seen in a dive bar downtown repeatedly asking a woman for her phone number.  Witnesses state that he threatened to call her after numerous failed attempts to get her alone. Surveillance shows that he has used a [...]

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New Witness Sought in The Hunt for Abulkasem

September 11th, 2012 | Blog, Invasion! | CF Monkey | No Comments

This man was last seen leaving San Francisco for Lebanon, where he is rumored to work with chemical poisons. Prior to leaving the country his activities included overnight transport by bus from San Francisco north to Oregon, where he allegedly had a run-in with soldiers.  He answers to the name Abulkasem. This image was taken [...]

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The Hunt for Abulkasem

September 6th, 2012 | Blog, Invasion! | CF Monkey | No Comments

As reported by WCFT’s correspondent and expert on Middle Eastern affairs, Ali C’oom-bes, the never ending search for Abulkasem continues. Known as the “greatest threat to our common future,” Homeland Security has made it their number one priority to capture this elusive figure. A number of key suspects and or witnesses are being sought for questions. [...]

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Apples vs. Nectarines by Laura Brueckner

August 21st, 2012 | Blog, Invasion!, Resident Artists | CF Monkey | No Comments

If I say the word “apple,” chances are you know what I’m talking about. You probably even have a mental picture: a shiny, roundish, red fruit, with a stem. Possibly a little leaf. The perfect apple that we praise children for drawing. The ideal apple, the conceptual model of which the actual pieces of fruit [...]

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I don’t know

July 31st, 2012 | Blog, Invasion! | CF Monkey | No Comments

I’ve been saying that a lot in this process. I’ve said it to my designers, to the actors during auditions, even to the playwright. I know it sounds bad, but hear me out. I think I’m on to something. I know a lot about the world INVASION! lives in, because… well… it’s mine. I’m a first [...]

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2012 Flex Passes Available through May 10!

April 18th, 2012 | Blog, Good Goods, Hundred Flowers Project, Invasion!, Theater Issues | CF Monkey | No Comments

Tickets are now on sale for the entire 2012 Season! In addition to our single ticket sales, we’re experimenting with Season Flex Passes which get you tickets at a considerable savings. They’re a seriously good deal, but available for a limited time only. Check it out: Buy a 2012 PREMIUM Flex Pass for only $55 OR [...]

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The 2012 Season – Viva la Revolución!

January 12th, 2012 | Blog, Good Goods, Hundred Flowers Project, Invasion!, Resident Artists | CF Monkey | No Comments

Our season is smoking hot! We’re feeling so political (and sassy), we’ve even dubbed it the “Season of Revolution.” We’ve got three daring plays by a local, national, and international playwright on tap for you this year. And all three of their pieces boldly explore global politics, rendering the personal political and the political personal [...]

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